The story of Majeeda and Mooza
Majeeda and Mooza are convinced that calorie count is a myth and food is all about the quantity and NOT quality..
Majeeda is a full of life, chocolate and ice cream kinda gal.. Just give her a bar and a scoop and let the sugar do the magic.. Nothing can stand in her way when it comes to getting her fix.. At one point of her life, Majeeda was so huge.. Um Majeeda decided to take drastic masseurs and made Majeeda go on a one year strict diet where it did pay off and Majeeda became semi normal..
Lets move on to Mooza.. Mooza on the other hand is in love with potato chips, sweets and anything carby.. If you ever want sweets information or faced with a mysterious chippie bag.. Just give it to Mooza and its unwrapped.. Um Mooza made sure that Mooza goes on a diet and looses the fat that she has. It worked for sometime but now things are not working so well..
You see after all the 7erman and stuff, Um Majeeda and Um Mooza kinda got soft. Now they are always giving Majeeda and Mooza excuses on their eating habits.
Mara masakeen they are pmsing..
Mara they’re having a bad day..
Mara its been a while since I treated them for something nice..
Mara 7aram they are bored..
Mara this is the last time before we make them diet..
Mara and mara and mara and too many excuse..
of course Um Majeeda and Um Mooza tried to make Majeeda and Mooza join several diets and workouts but sub7anak ya rab, when there is a will, there is a way.. Somehow they always managed to get out of it.. BUT ENOUGH IS ENOUGH..
Um Majeeda and Um Mooza are trying NOW to eliminate Majeeda and Mooza from their lives..
Allah yesalmkum Majeeda tkoon Kirshat Ms.D aka ME and Mooza heya Kirshat Standy…
MISSION ELEMINATION!!!
DEATH TO MAJEEDA AND MOOOZA
So, I already went Hitler on Standy and now mashallah she is being a good girl and started eating healthy and working out of course I am also doing that.. MMMAAAIIITTTHHHAAA we are with you and we are doing this.. we are NOT ‘3shashat!!
DEATH TO MAJEEDA AND MOOOZZAA!!
Sooon they will be KILLED by DIET
12 comments:
ana b3d ba6ny 9ayer shkobra 3labona i had finals:S maste7y 3la wayhe! im joining u!
:@
3ashan zuz 9adeqte alydeda retheet :P
o karoosh :(
don't forget to include mofeeda aka karshiti.
is it too late to join the club? ;(
khayreya :O
almawt le khayreyaaaaaaaaaaaa 434 o shawerma ba3ad :P
:(
7asbli allah fe hal akil eli emla3wezna :(
mafeeni 7ail agra 7adi ta3bana :/
bs tara ana ehny bs abi athbit wjoodi
looooool @ fourme
majeeda
mooza
mufeeda
falaa ilasame:P
Anony 434 wont do khayriya any good!! you need to join the club and kill her mara wa7da!!
Ruby Woo its never too late to join the club!.. MOFEEDA needs to DIE!!
Athba7'haaa lech affa 3alaich ! ;@
My karsha will stay as Karsha ;p im not gona call *it* anything so theres no emotional attachement xD
ana ba3ad
im on the 'starvation' diet ;/
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